Our intentions always last that bit too long

Oh look another blog.

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I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE

(via professor-korrok)

oh god i cant. the 5th picture, i lost my shit.

oh god i cant. the 5th picture, i lost my shit.

You had one job.

You had one job.